Let’s face it, you don’t own a magazine cover car, but don’t worry about it, we don’t either so we know how you feel. Mediocre Motoring is a group of guys who love cars, beer, video games, women and everything else that is awesome in this world. However, in our love for all of these things, we are experts at not a single one. We’re basically as average as the rest of the average population and that’s where we pull our name and inspiration. There are so many sites and magazines out there that show the top 2% of the cars out there and the regular jerks like us that make up the rest of the 86% (screw the bottom 2% they’re morons) will never have cars that are up to that level. It’s not that we’re not smart enough, but likely the majority of us have other things going on in our lives that prevent us from being super awesome sauce. Jobs, significant others, siblings, debilitating venereal diseases, you know…the normal stuff.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m tired of seeing show cars that were base cost of $30k and then have $80k worth of parts and labor put into them. That isn’t real life, that’s the dream world of what we all aspire to accidentally join. Time to wake up and realize that you’re as average as statistically possible and there’s nothing you can do about it. Embrace it, baby. Live happily in your mundane existence. Come to us for comfort and camaraderie and a fun little way to see how the rest of us sheep live. We’ll show you the project cars that we’re working on, take some average quality pictures of some local car shows that we go to, and talk about things that we like. Sound like a plan? Good. Welcome to Mediocre Motoring!
– Dr. Beard-o-tron 9000